Why do people dress funny and strut around with that eternal glare in their eyes? And why do they have huge woofers and tweeters in the trunk of their car, blasting their music while they bob their heads and screech around corners? I mean, what's up with that? They call it cool. What does that mean? Well, it means that...it means that...they're...cool...I guess. Cool is their word for reality. If someone's cool, they know what's goin' on. They're the real thing. The real deal. And how did they come to that conclusion? Well, he wears those shoes and listens to that music. Those are the Linkin' Logs of life.

So, what can we learn from this culture except the fact that we're not cool? Well, not much. But think positive. They're worth something. No one knows it, but they make their contribution to society. Have you ever seen two rappers battle? Try it out. If you're ever down in the dumps, find your local rap battle spot, take a seat, eat some popcorn, learn to hold your breath, enjoy.